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Organic Lifeforms Commonly Found InsideActuri: College student. Copy Bitch. Writer of better sidebar material than Moof. Has, in fact, decided to write his own sidebar material for precisely this reason.
Wolvie: Master of the Katamari,
amateur Go player, professional code fuck-shit-upper. It's like she's in this ninja movie, and she's surrounded by compile errors and runtime glitches that are also ninjas, and her bosses are all like a hot ninja princess chick that need the protagonist to save the day or else their father's mighty empire will fall into the evil hands of the Banku Rup Si ninja clan, and then BAM FATUSH WHAK WHAK AUUGH MY NOBE and she's all smacking down all the sucka ninjas with a bokken made out of the tree that was nearby when ninjas killed her mentor when she was 6 and she had to defend herself by slaying their entire clan and also the next clan over. Twice. She's also a good cook.
Nate: Legend has it that he once broke a redwood in half with a Nero sword. A man who would just as soon kill you as look at you, assuming you were already dead beforehand. Paired with his feline sidekick Ophelia, he roams the countryside, inspiring many folktales, legends and lawsuits.
These three must learn to live together so that they may eventually unite to pilot the Legendary Battle-Appliance MECHA-FRIDGE ZERO ZERO against the vile and dastardly forces of Godzuki.
This, is their story.
