tales from the minifridge
where anything can happen, and usually doesn't, because we're too busy playing games.


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Organic Lifeforms Commonly Found Inside
Acturi: College student. Copy Bitch. Writer of better sidebar material than Moof. Has, in fact, decided to write his own sidebar material for precisely this reason.

Wolvie: Master of the Katamari, amateur Go player, professional code fuck-shit-upper. It's like she's in this ninja movie, and she's surrounded by compile errors and runtime glitches that are also ninjas, and her bosses are all like a hot ninja princess chick that need the protagonist to save the day or else their father's mighty empire will fall into the evil hands of the Banku Rup Si ninja clan, and then BAM FATUSH WHAK WHAK AUUGH MY NOBE and she's all smacking down all the sucka ninjas with a bokken made out of the tree that was nearby when ninjas killed her mentor when she was 6 and she had to defend herself by slaying their entire clan and also the next clan over. Twice. She's also a good cook.

Nate: Legend has it that he once broke a redwood in half with a Nero sword. A man who would just as soon kill you as look at you, assuming you were already dead beforehand. Paired with his feline sidekick Ophelia, he roams the countryside, inspiring many folktales, legends and lawsuits.


These three must learn to live together so that they may eventually unite to pilot the Legendary Battle-Appliance MECHA-FRIDGE ZERO ZERO against the vile and dastardly forces of Godzuki.


This, is their story.
   

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Monday, March 20, 2006
Things of Note

Haven't updated in a while, so I present to you some tidbits of disinterest:

-Saladin and I have taken to doing communal grocery shopping every other Saturday, which allows me to carry more foodstuffs, as well as streamlining the whole process.  This has led to the realization of just how many, precisely, people at that King Soopers are convinced that we're a nice gay couple.
-After only 3 days of trying to cook this fajita recipe, I finally treked out in 8 inches of snow to go get beer, the last remaining ingredient.  Between beer and chicken fajitas, we have gotten Wolvie's retox off to a good start.
-Oafy has finally realized the benefits of dealing with people other then Saladin.  Which is to say that she will walk up to, say, me when he is not here and whine and bitch and moan and present her belly until someone pets her, god damn it.  The lack of natural instincts on this cat is astonishing: "Hey, look!  Something bigger then me!  Must... present... belly!"  It may be suicidal, but it is also adorable, and so is therefore forgivable.

Posted at 08:26 pm by acturi

wolvie
March 21, 2006   11:02 AM PST
 
I also have the habit of presenting my belly to females that I don't know. Thankfully, none have taken the opportunity to kick me for it.

And hooray for retox!
Saladin
March 24, 2006   05:14 PM PST
 
I went to great lengths to rob Oafy of her natural defensive instincts. The result: soft warm cat belly for all to rub!
Moof
March 28, 2006   08:58 AM PST
 
Man, I wish I didn't have allergies. I also wish I had elite thieving abilities with which to have Ophelia for myself.

There's a "cat burglar" joke here, but... no.
 

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