So, recently our apartment complex switched ownership, which means that
all the people in the office changed. This is ass, because our
old office people were awecore, and the new people suck. Wolvie
probably has more to say on this issue then I do.
Now, this next bit is probably unrelated to the change, but it is
clearly too funny to be mere coincidence. I've been doing laundry
this morning, and I seem to have been the victim of a dryer ninja.
It's the only possibility that fits the facts. I put in my
clothes, put in my 75 cents, and walked away for perhaps 50
minutes. (The dryer cycle is 45.) When I came back down,
the timer had given way to the credits inserted (which means that the
door has been opened) and my clothes were slightly warm, but still damp.
Which means that, as near as I can tell, someone ran in right after I
left, pulled out my clothes, put them on top of the dryer, dried
*their* clothes, ran back out, and put their back in.
The timing would have to have been impeccable. They clearly must have been in the room, invisible, and right behind me.
Clearly, the only possible explanation is ninjas.
Posted at 10:51 am by
acturi
