Relations between the Republic of Oaf and Timothilland have become strained int he last week.
Timothiland has lodged an official complaint over an incident in which
the Prime Minister of the Republic of Oaf peed on the presidential bed
of Timothiland. In response, Timothiland severely cut back on its
export of belly rubs, and barred the P.M. from entering Timothiland in
the near future.
In response to this, the P.M. of Oaf was secreted into that country
during a slight gap in border security, and peed on the trenchcoat of
Timothiland.
Although outright war does not appear to be on the horizon, the
president of Timothiland had this to say: "My god d*** trenchcoat
smells like cat pee. That cat is never getting into my room again. She can pet her own god damn belly."
The P.M., when asked for comment, meowed, rolled over, and presented her belly.
