Timothiland has lodged an official complaint over an incident in which the Prime Minister of the Republic of Oaf peed on the presidential bed of Timothiland. In response, Timothiland severely cut back on its export of belly rubs, and barred the P.M. from entering Timothiland in the near future.
In response to this, the P.M. of Oaf was secreted into that country during a slight gap in border security, and peed on the trenchcoat of Timothiland.
Although outright war does not appear to be on the horizon, the president of Timothiland had this to say: "My god d*** trenchcoat smells like cat pee. That cat is never getting into my room again. She can pet her own god damn belly."
The P.M., when asked for comment, meowed, rolled over, and presented her belly.
