That's right, kids! Everyone's favorite couch, that has been with me for a far larger portion of my life than I care to admit (and has seen more action than any piece of furniture I own, and yes, I include my bed) has now made it's way into the cybernetic realm!
It needed a new coat of tape (the bit of hazard tape that had been patching a section of the bottom was coming off), and somehow the best thing I could find was bright fucking shiny foil tape.
The result?
This:
And how reflective is it, you ask?
This is a picture taken from about a foot away:
Now I just need to find multi-colored christmas lights to wrap around the thing, and oh god the pain it burns.