http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/ tales from the minifridge Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:50:01 PDT http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2006. Friends Humor Computer & Video http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/archive/52.html Mon, 17 Jul 2006 17:48:11 GMT It has come time to retire the Minifridge blog. By Friday evening, everyone currently living here will be gone. Soon after, I imagine someone else will be living here. I'm actually not depressed at all to be leaving this apartment. I'll miss Nate and Oafy, but the apartment itself? Its time to move on from here. This has been my home for a year. And what a year. I asked Teejay to marry me the day we decided we were going to move into this place. Now we don't speak to each other, as every time we do leaves us both pissed off. When we moved, Moof was our third... (more) http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/comments?id=52 http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/archive/51.html Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:49:35 GMT get's cybernetic upgrades! That's right, kids! Everyone's favorite couch, that has been with me for a far larger portion of my life than I care to admit (and has seen more action than any piece of furniture I own, and yes, I include my bed) has now made it's way into the cybernetic realm! It needed a new coat of tape (the bit of hazard tape that had been patching a section of the bottom was coming off), and somehow the best thing I could find was bright fucking shiny foil tape. The result? This: And how reflective is it, you ask? This is a... (more) http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/comments?id=51 http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/archive/50.html Wed, 31 May 2006 16:51:56 GMT Relations between the Republic of Oaf and Timothilland have become strained int he last week. Timothiland has lodged an official complaint over an incident in which the Prime Minister of the Republic of Oaf peed on the presidential bed of Timothiland. In response, Timothiland severely cut back on its export of belly rubs, and barred the P.M. from entering Timothiland in the near future. In response to this, the P.M. of Oaf was secreted into that country during a slight gap in border security, and peed on the trenchcoat of Timothiland. Although outright war does not... (more) http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/comments?id=50 http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/archive/49.html Sat, 08 Apr 2006 17:51:21 GMT So, recently our apartment complex switched ownership, which means that all the people in the office changed. This is ass, because our old office people were awecore, and the new people suck. Wolvie probably has more to say on this issue then I do. Now, this next bit is probably unrelated to the change, but it is clearly too funny to be mere coincidence. I've been doing laundry this morning, and I seem to have been the victim of a dryer ninja. It's the only possibility that fits the facts. I put in my clothes, put in my 75 cents, and walked away for perhaps 50 minutes. ... (more) http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/comments?id=49 http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/archive/48.html Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:26:09 GMT Haven't updated in a while, so I present to you some tidbits of disinterest: -Saladin and I have taken to doing communal grocery shopping every other Saturday, which allows me to carry more foodstuffs, as well as streamlining the whole process. This has led to the realization of just how many, precisely, people at that King Soopers are convinced that we're a nice gay couple. -After only 3 days of trying to cook this fajita recipe, I finally treked out in 8 inches of snow to go get beer, the last remaining ingredient. Between beer and chicken fajitas, we have gotten Wolvie's... (more) http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/comments?id=48 http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/archive/47.html Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:32:15 GMT SNAKES ON A PLANE SNAKES ON A PLANE, MOTHERFUCKER. "You either want to see that, or you don’t." -SLJ http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/comments?id=47 http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/archive/46.html Wed, 01 Feb 2006 13:30:09 GMT So, Moof is moving out of the Fridge. Nate is also moving into the Fridge. So, currently, we have 4 people, all of their furniture, and a cat crammed into our apartment. I have pictures of the maze of insanity that currently constitutes our living room, which I will post... soon. That is all. http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/comments?id=46 http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/archive/45.html Tue, 24 Jan 2006 06:47:29 GMT Nothing says "welcome home" quite like the sight of a roommate bursting out the door to his room, defensively clutching a nerf gun to defend the apartment against all intruders... who possess keys to the front door. http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/comments?id=45 http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/archive/44.html Fri, 20 Jan 2006 20:20:19 GMT You ever get the distinct feeling that if you just turned around suddenly, you would find some nebulous force of the cosmos bitch-slapping the everliving snot out of you? Yeah. http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/comments?id=44 http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/archive/43.html Tue, 10 Jan 2006 17:19:04 GMT I will shoot up the apartment in a gory rage of... of foam. An'i'll crusha dewcan onma head. Rarr.* *Pimps are notorious sandwich connoisseurs. Sadly, this bit rarely makes it into the stereotype. http://minifridge.blogdrive.com/comments?id=43